Monday, October 6, 2014

Kanye, Kris and Kim - the threesome just waiting to happen. Let the black-hairs rule the world this October Issue. Musings of a Luxurious Goods Buyer iPad Gold Edition & Galaxy Note 4 (for the rich and famous)


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I just lost my Iphone 6 Plus in the public train!

I realised this unfortunate fact when I'm about to enter my condo and searched frantically for it in my bag. Who cares really, I'll find it back eventually. I still have my Vertu Aster. I popped it out and scan it on my front door. Thankfully, my Vertu Aster also back-up "keys" to my condo. Just a scan on my finger and the door is unlocked. The door closed automatically behind me, which I always set on the timer in my just "lost" Iphone to less than a minute to close the iron grid immediately upon entry. Suddenly I felt a tapping on my wrist and with that came the realisation I got so many things to get ready! I lift up my wrist and found a message on my Apple Watch, receiving my RSVP from 2 of my friends.

Immediately I went to the kitchen counter to check my next itinerary on my Ipad Air Gold. On it, I turned on the air-conditioner and set the oven ready for I have guests coming over! Quickly, I set my Translator to Finnish and Spanish on my bluetooth earphone so when my guests arrived, I'm able to communicate to them properly. After that, I turned off the music on my RZR headphones and transfer the music streaming to my Ipad Air - transforming my kitchen into a glorious live mini concert hall. I loved listening to music when I'm busy doing any work and was listening to Mozart Piano Concerto. As the amazing music began to fill the emptiness of my kitchen, my mind began to wander and think.

LUX TRASHION: Doin' dirt aren't you Mr.Adam
Levine? Defintely will let you come inside.
Why do we buy luxurious products?

This is the month of September, and time to change everything! Change my clothes, my style, everything. Personally, I love fashionable and luxury products. At least when I have the money, I do splurged a little. Believe me, it's the healthiest favor you'll do to yourself when you buy luxury. It's like you are reborn and everything is new again! I'm talking about real, authentic luxury - not cheap knock-offs. Luxurious products last forever. They'll last longer than any marriages, lovers, husbands or wives you'll ever have. I think that's why people of means buy luxury products no matter how expensive it is. Wrapping yourself in luxury always beats having a spouse that may leave you anytime. Luxury goods are more faithful and trustworthy too. They can never go wrong if you own one. It's better than marriage.

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I have friends who hooked up for all the wrong reasons. Observing them, it's interesting how they actually complicate their lives even more than it already is. Some of them hooked up secretly without wanting the world to know. When I asked them why they got married, the answer is most often on the material aspect, not love! Surprise, surprise. Material aspect like medical insurance care and sharing the rent. One guy I know decided to move further away from his working place to stay with his wife now. I suspect the reason he married her was because of her house and how much he had already paid her in terms of the rent all the past years when they were co-habitating. That way, one day, when they do divorce, her house can be divided or maybe he can even take it over from her. People don't marry for love nowadays. (except for Kanye and Kim) That's why luxury products are ever more important the best single investment you can give for yourself! It's different if you truly marry for love. Marriage for love's sake still exists, but rare. So for now, it's a safer bet to put your love on yourself and buy expensive. Life really can be this simple. When I wrap myself in expensive luxury, I feel loved. Let's leave the complications of love to the working middle class. I simply cannot stand their foolishness.

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Being an experienced luxurious goods buyer for the rich and famous, there's basically 2 types of luxury product categories in today's fast moving world - at least in my broad opinion. The first category is the luxurious goods you cannot carry around with you on the go, where it's best kept in your condominium or bungalow. This is not the category I'm interested in because I'm always on the go. Being a true citizen of the world requires you to travel a lot, therefore I prefer to carry my expensive stuff with me or at least keep them in a safe deposit box. With the danger of burglaries nowadays, I prefer to keep my home free from any luxury products. The ones that I'm more interested to share with my readers here are luxurious products that you carry with you on the go. Call them mobile luxury. Like the new Iphone 6 Plus, it is simply amazing!! Regardless of what people say about it, I don't really care. First and foremost, I never place my new Iphone in my backpocket. Come on! I've witnessed too many cracked glasses, even plastics on my friends' smartphones. Why some people never learn? Put your Iphone anywhere except in your pants' pockets please! Even if the Iphone 6 Plus is not easy bendable, I won't even risk it! Being a citizen of the world, an Iphone 6 Plus is a must. Without it, one feels so incomplete. I can't definitely bring my heavy laptop with me. When you bend, there's bound to be a gap. But if I want to, what must I get? A nice expensive bag, of course.

Bags is the best luxury product category to start. The reason is because your bag is where you store all your stuff. I know certain high-flyers who does not want to carry anything with them except their luxurious Vertu handphones and their leather wallet only. It makes them move easier and faster too. But for me, I love bags! Bags can be turned into a show-stopper when you're with your well-to-do friends and can be used to hide certain parts of your body depending what you wear from people on the street who are rowdy and perverted. Like myself, I love wearing shorts. Depending where I am, if I'm not comfortable with the people around me I can always hang my bag at the front of my shorts to give me a more decent outlook.

A good bag is always important if you always commute using the train. A good sturdy bag can also protect you from rude and rushing commuters that pushes their way blindly. When you have a good bag, you can leave your pockets free from wallet and house keys. You don't have to worry every minute by reaching into your back pocket to make sure your wallet is still there or your house keys are still intact. A great bag is always functional with the right size. So let's start by how you can take good care of your luxurious leather bag.

1. Contain the Sharp and Fragile
The sharp for me refers to my house keys. Keys are not good for your expensive bags because it slowly tears the fabric of your bag as you use it to put in more often. Don't be unthinking and just throw your keys into your bag everytime you leave the house. Find a container you can snug your keys into and then place the container into your bag. How about fragile? Fragile here means your sunglasses, earphones or any type of iPhones. Depending how big your bag, I used to place my giant RZR headphones inside without any protective case because I couldn't find any. I did found one but that requires me to bend the leather ear covers of my headphone which I do not like. (bending your ear covers of your headphones to fit inside the protective case will cause long term damage to your headphones). So I switched to the Sony earphones that is only 2 small earpieces and the long plastic wire. This type of earphone can be contained. The reason why you need to contain these is because the insides of your bag is constantly shoving and moving when you are moving! The stuff in your bag will collide and hit each other resulting in tear and damage to your bag and fragiles.

2. When outside, Zip your Bag!
Cleanliness is of utmost importance to me. I simply cannot stand commuters who sneeze, scratch their heads or worst, clip their nails in the train!  I understand when you have to sneeze, you just have to. But close your blady nose and mouth! I'm always on guard in the train on who will be sitting next to me because of my bag. When I see a dirty girl scratching her head and then flick away her fingers, immediately I zipped up my bag. Yes, you have to be aware of what might accidentally goes inside your bag from the outside irritants! You'll be surprised what you'll discover when you unpack your bag and over turn it upside down to shake off whatever rubbish that might go inside. Why leave your bag open and unzip to outside dirt? If you're a woman, treat your bag like your vagina and keep it constantly closed. If you're a man, treat your bag like your dirty mouth - you don't want anything to go inside. I've sat with many women with their heads covered and some covered their noses and mouths like something stinks around them. I got irritated by them sometimes, and shoved my expensive bag closer to me because they're not exactly clean, mind you. I've seen women too, picking their noses and flick their dirt around in the train. Disgusting women! Also men with their giant beards and mustaches exposed so proudly! Why they always sit next to me? I cannot stand what might slip out from that giant bushy beards of theirs - a worm, caterpillar or worst, an ananconda? Remember you got a bag, keep it zipped!

3. Wipe, Don't Wash
Treat your bag like your couture, don't ever wash it! Clean your bag at least once a week. By cleaning I mean simply wipe the insides of your bag with a fragrant cloth dipped in detergent or fabric softener. Applies the same technique on the outside of your bag too. I'm opposed to physically washing your bag in a washing machine or simply chuck them into a barrel of water. This is because a luxury bag might lose its shape or strength density when drowned in water for any period of time. This simple technique of wiping your bag with a wet cloth applies to your other mobile luxuries as well. The act of wiping is not intrusive and acts on the outside, not inside. If you cherish your mobile luxury, wipe! For smaller gadgets like earphones, it's harder to wipe the insides of the earphones. What you can do is put cotton swabs into the container and placed it in together with your earphones. The cotton swab would absorb the dirt and sweat on your earphones while containing it.