Monday, December 30, 2013

Best of 2013: Top 10 List for Most-Read articles in my blog. Thank you readers worldwide!

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Why do everywhere people are posting the Best of the Year 2013? Personally for me, this year has seen a dramatic increase of readership to my blog, since posting my Best Actor's Speech. That was the first published article of the year. I want to thank all my readers here for their support, and also haters (you are cherished and equally important too). I only write what moves me, without any agenda or motivation to hurt anyone. If the article garners readers or not, I don't really care, for I write from my heart. Readers, please know that it takes A LOT of effort - mind, heart and energy to actually write these articles besides some soul-searching, hard-hitting research and deep thinking for these articles for the benefit of my readers everywhere. It's also interesting for me to take stock of my worldwide readers' interests by having this first "Best of 2013" list. I don't know whether this annual listing will happen again next year, for anything can happen. So let us all just enjoy and savor the moment we have now. I may not even write anymore, and this may as well be my LAST entry for good.

But as the sole owner of this blog, I am moved, cajoled, disheartened, uplifted, inspired, dejected and sometimes confused by my global readers' choice of most favorite articles. So what do you "little critters" of the cyberspace like most about my blog? Let us begin from the very bottom.

 10. How to Increase Storage Capacity 
Wow, I don't even expect this article to come up in the Top 10 list. I remember writing this at the coffee shop where the wi-fi internet was extremely speedy. That time, I managed to upload a number of pictures real fast and in need of extra storage to keep my files. I learned as I went along for I am no techie, and writing this article helps me to help others just like myself.


9. Photo Exhibit
I do believe my real fans are out there and really rooting for me whenever I hit a success, no matter how small or big. I take this photo exhibit seriously for it was my first foray into the global arena as an artiste.


8The Great Malaysian Tragedy
This was written on the eve of my country's general election, which was also my first time casting my ballot. I felt such a need to look inside my beloved country and how messed up we turned out to be. I am not condemning anyone here, for I believe we are ALL on the same side. But writing this article really makes me realize how much time we have all wasted by not following common sense.


78 Pitfalls to Validate You're a Famous Artiste
What inspired me to write this entry? Partly due to some regret I have in my early pursuits of becoming an artiste in Malaysia. How I wish I was never famous for anything and remain an anonymous folk like everybody else.


6. Instant Coffee Review
I wrote this realizing how much coffee I consume this year, mostly due to the stress of everyday life as a non-Malay artiste in my own country. Coffee does help in perking me up in the day.


5. Skyfall Film Review
Personally I love, love, love the latest version of the James Bond movie. It's really good - so good, that you have to savor each moment. I foresee a new twist to the next installment, with this movie giving so many clues to a potential plot.


4. Angry Bird's Red Might Feathers
This game review is quite interesting for I always support the underdog and Red seems like an underdog, for this bird possess no special powers until when this article was published. The game is also not easy to play.


3Best Actor's Speech
Aaaah, the first article of the year. I truly savor the moment to just let everything out. Malaysian media and film industry does not support English-speaking non-Malay artiste like myself, so this blog is a great medium to reach out to my followers. Not surprise that it reached one of the highest most-read articles of the year.


2. Why Bananas is Artiste's Choice for King of Fruits
It's funny. It's practical. It's real. That's why so many of my fans love it! They may think I am rich, but this article shows you all that I'm just like you, eating bananas during the hard times. Hard times make me see life differently, and all so laughable!


1. Game Review: Temple Run vs. Minion Rush vs Subway Surfers
Finally, the winner of the top most spot. My fans are all ardent gamers it seems. And they're young (or young at heart), full of energy, smart, IT-savvy and love the same things I do!

That's all for now. Have a great 2014 everyone!


Friday, December 27, 2013

Samsung Customer Service Centre at 4th floor, Plaza Low Yat Review.





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Have you been to a major Samsung unveiling event, say the glittery unveiling of their latest smartphone or watched one online? It's always exciting, funny, dramatic and luxurious with the stage getting ready to announce to the world about their innovative products that promises to change your life. That's the Samsung branding, and it's a great one. How I wish that high feeling is translated into their customer service centres as well. Unfortunately, there leaves to be much desired. I have 2 Samsung products, and they're not cheap - all super high-end. One in particular is my 7.7 inch tablet which I loved and cherished until the internal part, specifically the motherboard got infected with virus. So I have to drag my tight ass to the service centre at Plaza Low Yat located on the 4th floor.

The Charging Station
Let's start with the good things about that service centre before the bad. The location of the service centre is perfect. Right in the city centre and surrounded by all the IT-gadgets retailer. I especially love the charging station. The first time it appeared and I saw it, I could easily place my tablet inside the locker, and plug into the cable to charge. And it charges blazingly fast, mainly because I can just leave it in the locker, lock it with a key I could take away with me and come back later after some window-shopping. Unfortunately, now the keys to some of the lockers are missing! And especially the cables charging tablet devices, some are either not working at all or the key for the locker is missing. Why such poor maintenance? Now, when I leave my tablet for charging, I would stand beside the locker like some street hooker (I must admit that I wear my shorts there) to guard it for I could not lock the case and leave it there anymore at the risk of someone opening it and steal it.


The Frontline
Back to the reason I visited the service centre. So I sent my tablet to be replaced with a new motherboard which costs me a whopping RM600! Wow, that's expensive and with that money I could buy a new 7-inch tablet. But other smaller tablets with that price range doesn't have the call features and of course the Super AMOLED screen, which is actually gorgeous. The good thing about this centre is it really replaces my motherboard quickly, for I can collect it the next day. But the bad is the customer service officers are inept at communicating with their customers. For example, these officers doesn't introduce themselves first and the customer have to give out their information to them like some desperate bitches. One customer service officer in particular babbles non-stop when I enquired just a simple question, which leaves me feeling like I'm their subordinates and they're the pain-in-the-ass boss. (sorry, not letting anyone of you near my ass) The worst one is the one who doesn't know anything at all about the product when I asked. Finally, when the product is repaired, I was left missing a part - the previously infected motherboard! Remember to ask it back, dear customers, because it's yours even if it's infected, you have the right to keep it. Who knows what these customer service officer will do to your infected parts, perhaps even sell it and get money for themselves. Greedy bastards and bitches they may be? Who knows...

The Waiting Area
Next is the ambiance. I love the open spaces the customers can wait. But a lot of the things I see are not actually working! For one, the electric socket at the foot of my waiting area does not charge anything, period. Being a leading mobile Internet gadgets manufacturer, I would have expected there to be free wi-fi Internet. They do have it, but it's just too troublesome to ask for the password. They would give the excuse that the network is infected and does not work properly, and one even worst, shows you the attitude when you enquired him again for the password - this one happens to be a tall guy wearing a jacket who works inside the centre, not the frontline. And of course, you get litters everywhere at the waiting area. Pathetic, worst than a whore house.


The tardiness in responding to emerging problems just mentioned and unkempt service centres can do great damage to the Samsung brand. They must realise that service centres is their real-world human face where customers come to interacts with the actual brand itself. The brand experience therefore needs to match or at least be on par with the one set at their annual mega unveiling event. I worked in the advertising industry before as a copywriter cum brand consultant and knows that words are meaningless if you don't back it up with a strong image. View my portfolio, by clicking here. I'm talking about image with substance and one that functions properly in the real world, not some plastic one-sided piece of cover Samsung uses at the back of their line of cheap smartphones. Below are some pointers I hope would help the customer service personnel and hopefully the whole service centre itself to reach the next level. And these pointers are not to belittle anyone or to be harsh, but real professional advise coming from an awards-recognised Personal Coach like myself and also most importantly as a loyal customer who have given it a lot of thought. Before you read my pointers and figure it's validity, kindly check out my credentials below:
* BMW Film Awards Best Actor
* Jury Duty
Worldwide Photo Exhibit
Endorsement Value
World Cup KFC commercial
Controversial but Most-Watched Episode
The Golden Shorts Fame

5 Pointers for Improvement:
1) Show, don't tell. No customer wants to listen to your lecture bullshit and babbling about what's wrong with the product. Show me pictures and visuals, then I remember better. One example, when I enquired about the tablet charger, the customer service personnel just talks about the head, wire and connector of the charging kit, which I have no idea what without him showing me anything! Please show me pictures and brochures, so I know what to purchase. Your words are meaningless and most cases offensive to me.

2) Give back all that I've given you for the repair. Remember how my infected motherboard is kept back quietly by the customer service officer and only returns the tablet that's repaired? Sorry, I want all of my parts back, even the infected one.

3) Introduce yourself first when I sat in front of you. Where's your common decency and common sense? If you don't even tell me your name, don't expect me to smile and tell you what's wrong with my product. I might even throw it at your smug face.

4) Watch your voice tone and content. Best to keep it short, sweet and nice. Star customer like me are very aware of the tone, and if I even detect a tone of authority and superior-than-thou, you can be sure I'll throw my shoe into your mouth.

5) For goodness sake, please maintain! Everything is there, the charging station, the seating space, the miserable internet wi-fi. But please make sure everything works properly. When there's keys missing at the locker, go and replace a new one! Don't just leave open lockers unguarded without keys and some even without electricity supply. If I place my tablet in there for charging and come back to find it missing, be sure you have a brand new tablet for me.

The truth is, expect none of the improvements to show. Samsung really needs a real-life Personal Coach cum Brand Consultant like me (unless they're cheapskate) to be actually there, someone who understands the complexities of human interaction, psychology and of course the branding of the company to show across all platforms, one most particular is the service centre AND whip these customer service personnel into proper shape. Really useless reading my pointers above if you Samsung, don't take action. Next month when I come back again, be sure all that I've listed is done (highly doubtful) ..... or I'll buy Apple just to spite you. ★ out of 5 stars.

 Read about my PERSONAL COACHING's TOP TEN success stories here:
1) Coaching You to Success
2) Full Attendance
3) Fashion Students Showcase
4) Bigger Class
5) Taking Students on Roadshows
6) International Students
7) Student on Magazine Cover
8) Student Casting Session for Real Jobs
9) Students Photo Shoot
10) Students Performing for Event

For how to become a better ARTISTE tips:

For more tips on how to be a smarter SHOPPER, click below:
Instant Coffee Review
Tips to Better Touchscreen Care
The Buyer's Psychology
Money-Saving Tips
How to be a Smart Shopper (Grocery Goods)
Tips for Buying Shoes (Sneakers)
Instant Noodles (Mee Goreng) Review
The Perfectionist Shopper
Shopping Tips for Electronic Gadgets
Music Player Review
Taking Care of Your Umbrella
Tips for Buying the Best Diary
The Best Tablet

For GAME apps and FILM review:
Temple Run vs Subway Surfers vs Minion Rush
Angry Birds Space (close to 10,000 hits)
Angry Birds: Red's Mighty Feathers
Skyfall movie review
Pacific Rim and Lone Ranger
In the Mood for Love vs Belle Du Jour

For EVENTS, FASHION & RESTAURANT:
Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
 Dome Cafe Review
La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
Myanmar Art Review
Smartphones Unveiling Event
Fire-y Dragon Displays
Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Uncle Ben Restaurant - relax, good noodles and no surprises.

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I have a friend name Ben. Usually, restaurants with a name attached to it is to make the restaurant feels friendly. Add with the word Uncle, this restaurant seeks to make you feel homey. Does Uncle Ben restaurant at Plaza Low Yat lives up to its name? We'll find out.

I was walking past the place, and noticed a huge plate of noodles in delicious black sauce. That's what first caught my attention. The restaurant is actually spread out across the walkway, since it doesn't have an enclosed store lot like the rest. The space where diners are supposed to be dining is out there at the public walkway.




So I went over the counter and asked for the noodles I saw another woman eating. The waiters there are very relax, so I feel it's easier to ask them. I also orderd the white coffee. There isn't any stress in ordering for the food, as compared to other restaurants where the waiters are the ones giving you the stress, not this one.

The chair and table are very basic. All lacquered wood. I noticed the second half of the floor where the dining are supposed to take place are tagged with the reserved tags. I cannot imagine anyone actually need to book a table in a place like this. But finding a suitable seating is no problem.












Then comes the food. Oooo, totally mouth-watering. I haven't had such noodles for so long already, and exactly what I was looking for. The huge white plate really makes me a little uncomfortable at first, because I get the impression that the portions is big and I am trying to watch my weight. But when I chow down, the noodles are not really that big in proportions, and I could finish everything. The only meat in this noodles are chicken chunks, which I feel is pretty hard to chew and not softer and tender as I would have expected. But the saving grace is the noodles.  I also ordered white coffee and there's a bit of coarse taste to it. I requested for extra milk, and I suspect they used the skimmed milk versus the sweetened milk which I prefer, and which would also offset the coarse taste. But the coffee is strong enough, but not at the level of sweetness I wanted.

Finally the bill! The price on the menu is exactly the same stated in my bill, and what a relief. Like the previous restaurant I reviewed where there's a 10% service tax, this one has none stated in. This is good, because I hate surprises on my bills. Overall I give  ★★★ out of 5.

For MORE display reviews, click below:
Christmas 2013 Display
Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
Dome Cafe Review
La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
Myanmar Art Review
Smartphones Unveiling Event
Fire-y Dragon Displays
Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Christmas 2013 display - 4 trees, 2 bears, 3 ducks and a compliment.

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Christmas is upon us again, and here's my ultimate review on the best Christmas display from the biggest shopping malls here in KL. If u have any pictures to share of the best Christmas display from your place or country, you can email me to review and feature here in my blog krislawfanclub@gmail.com

Huge Tree
All the way from Berjaya Times Square, they are focusing on the tree. And it's a big one. The ceiling is also a decoration to behold when you are coming down at the escalator, the view is very festive.



Quack, quack...
Next we have a display on a more intimate scale. The LV brand of display is always something worth a watch. Somehow it's the simplicity and elegance of how all the elements in the display comes together. The red ribbons and duck figures are the main supporting element. It really tickles a fancy, where if a story were to be created would be the ducks are preparing to wrap a luxurious leather bag as a gift.




Something in the Sky
It's a man! It's a bird! No....it's a toy soldier. Welcome to Avenue K's first official Christmas display at the concourse area since their new opening this year. I love the parachutes idea and the huge Nutcracker toy soldier. Do they come flying down bearing gifts? All I see are giant balls meant for the Christmas tree. Bummer...







This is another cute display that focus on an essential character. 3 box-like spiders with furry body, looks enticing and a bit devilish naughty.

Plain Auction 
This is not exactly a display, but the area at Plaza Low Yat where an auction is held for the prices of some selected IT gadgets, and the audience are there to bid for the highest prices for it. I was there because of some purchase, and the curator shouted a compliment at me! "There we have a handsome man.." This is due of me brushing the hair off my face, and the curator purposely acknowledged my action as a sign for the bidding! Imagine my embarrassment in the midst of the crowd. Thank God, he knows the difference and were really complimenting me. Auwww, so touched.


My Bear's Fireplace
So we end this article with my the mall that bears the same initials as my name KLCC. The giant teddy bear was adorable (I got ne exactly like this one in my bed) sitting on a giant present. The fireplace feels so American and British, as if here in Malaysia we ever have one, duh. Then you have the giant candles sitting on top of the fireplace, feels something off here, as if my birthday falls on Christmas day. I wish...



For MORE display reviews, click below:
Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
Dome Cafe Review
La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
Myanmar Art Review
Smartphones Unveiling Event
Fire-y Dragon Displays
Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Hong Kong Kitchen Review - good set meal but high service tax with no service.

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Just came back from PC Fair, and decides to try the Hong Kong Kitchen at Plaza Low Yat for late lunch. It caught my eye because of the interior is so bright. I love the stone wall and floor tiling. Unfortunate thing is, I dislike the impersonal approach of the waitresses ( all from Myanmar). This one walked and talked so fast, I really have to pay attention. When I asked for the password for the wifi, I have to ask another waitress to reconfirm. The connection is bad and non-existent, so don't waste your time asking for it.

I ordered the black pepper pork chop set which comes with winter melon drink and mushroom soup in a small cup. I like the seemingly fullness of the meal, which I  ould not finish and only take in half of the pork chop. It's quite a hard piece to cut into. I asked for take away, just to see how the packaging of the food would look like, and was disappointed to see it wrap only in styrofoam container and plastic bag.

I noticed the waitresses keep giving me looks, which I pretends not to notice. A lot of times people do that to me, and sometimes when I have the energy, would try to figure out why. But most times I won't for I know they might see me in the media somewhere or maybe I look adorable andd alone. For these waitresses, I think they might want to find a mate to fill their lonely lives, which sorry, I'm not happy with your eye-staring, keep looking please.

The bill comes up higher than expected because this restaurant charges 10% service tax! Yikes, and what service did I get except being ogled at by these desperate waitresses who are good at pretending to act busy but does nothing actually except to stand and stare? The only saving grace is the interior ambience of the restaurant and the food, but it balances itself out with a hefty sercice tax. I'll give ★★ out of 5.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Fuel Shack Review - since when do burgers cost a bomb?





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The end of the year is upon us again. Taking cue from this year, it's important to open our eyes to see what changes around the city, and upon ourselves - physically and mentally. It happens that my tablet charger was in need of replacing and my tablet was infected with virus! So I have to head to Low Yat Plaza and send for repair. At the entrance, I noticed the brand new opening of Fuel Shack. I am no fan of hamburgers, but am a big fan of opening day promotions.

Since when do burgers cost an arm?
I see the cost of the set menu is around RM13-15. I ordered the cheeseburger, which comes with a soft drink and fries. I cannot recall when hamburgers cost so much! Or perhaps I rarely have burgers for dinner or lunch. I recalled this local franchise called Burger Bakar Kaw-kaw which costs a whopping RM25! And this "franchise" open at street walkway, which is really a hindrance to normal pedestrians like me walking home. Why can't this Burger Bakar rent a normal shoplot like everyone else, instead opt to be such cheapskate and save costs by blocking the pedestrian walkway! Geeez....

Rebel that Sells?
Compares to the pedestrian-annoying and overtly over-priced Burger Bakar, definitely I'll opt for Fuel Shack. At least Fuel Shack has a nice restaurant feeling and nice waiters to wait on you. Looking inside the ambience, you can feel the rebellious streak in this pub cum restaurant. I like the writings on the bar counter. I think it's more on personal preference. I am quite rebellious myself, for those in the know, I like breaking all the rules, especially in my Malaysian Idol performance. I say, who cares?

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Waiting for food at Fuel Shack seems comfy enough with its wooden chair and stools. There are plenty of eye candies to keep me entertained, one especially the giant motorbike leaning vertically against the wall. There are also some other pictures, but really the standing bike is meant to pull the crowd outside into the restaurant.





Finally, the food arrived. I loved how high the wooden platter is resting on a pair of clogs like the ones you used to go to the bathroom, those slippers with wooden clogs. Quickly, I head for the fries first. I visualise my stomach as small, so the fries is all I could finish, leaving the main burger for later. I called for more sauce and pepper to spice up my fries.




Since I could not have my burger with my fries at the same time, I have to request for take away. This also gives me a chance to see how the packaging looks like. I like the handle of the paper bag, which has a cardboard clip that keeps the bag shut. Any last words? Well, I might come back again but the burger is extremely greasy. It turns out hard after some time, so that means u have to eat it quick if u fancy your burger hot and soft. Besides, burger is not really my favourite meal.



For EVENTS, FASHION & RESTAURANT:
Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
 Dome Cafe Review
La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
Myanmar Art Review
Smartphones Unveiling Event
Fire-y Dragon Displays
Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare

Thursday, August 22, 2013

8 Pitfalls to validate you're a famous Artiste (and possibly very attractive). Provided you don't fall flat to your face first.

One of the more dignified moments
when my picture is taken.
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People thinks it's all fun and glamour becoming an Artiste (I know some of my silly students do). To them, life of an artiste is easy and free from worries. Darlings, far far from this delusion! Being a non-muslim Artiste in a muslim country like Malaysia is totally different from Hollywood. Our local creative industry in TV broadcasting and some film quarters is controlled with many self-imposed rules of don't do this and do that, populated by mostly, if not all fools who are afraid and always in hiding. What's more, many Malaysians don't really care about local artistes, and with good reasons too - I agree with them. For me, this is an advantage for me, because truly I cannot stand local artistes myself, and would be gladly be left alone with my own devices. No paparazzi to disturb me, or tricky news reports about me - though when I first become famous, lots of crazy reports can be read at local papers which are not true. But on a larger context, an Artiste needs to function in the society too, and it definitely affects my everyday life. If you're a real Artiste, you can never ever really fits into a "normal society". How come? Let's start examining based on my own real-life experience:

1) People wants to see you - just see, you see?
The first time this happened to me was when one of The Star newspaper journalists arranged a meeting with me saying that it wanted to publish a feature story, after the news article. That was at the height of my famous Malaysian Idol performance that went viral online. So being new, I just obliged and meet the said journalist. Not one journalist, but 5 of them turned up! Of course, I was young and naive that time, and just followed them up to the office tower, and we sat in the meeting room. After that, nothing happened - meaning no news on print. I never buy The Stars newspaper after that. The subsequent times when this see-see happens is when I apply for jobs. This happened quite recently, and the 2 ladies interviewing me looked super excited, which I don't know why! Again, nothing happened - meaning no job being offered. This type of meeting will surely happen if I were to send in my resume to any company.


One of my first most-downloaded
and misused picture online
2) People wants to own you
Some people after seeing, feeling not satisfied, wants MORE. Yes, and that is to own you for free. Specifically in a Malaysian context, most people in business are real cheapskates. Like the saying - nothing is free. Even when people gives you money, you can expect something you have to give in return. It's business, pure and simple. But there's plenty of unscrupulous business people in Malaysia, and most of them are really there for their own benefit. What's worse is the ownership part. I don't know whether it's due to religion, the concept of ownership is really apparent here. Owning a human being is the worst type, because then - you would be a modern-day slave! They expect you to behave a certain way- heads covered, everything covered from tit to toe, and that is not creativity. Live free or die. Personally, I feel like dying or losing hope if I were to work in an office hour environment type.

3) Harder to find regular job
Artistes are very different from normal folks. I don't know whether it's because of my own impatience, or the expectations people have upon me. I believe it has to do with me in large part, because I cannot really stand long dull office hours or I'll give them a real Steve Jobs - unless if they compensates well and fairly. Also most if not all Malaysian companies practises cheap salary to hire, and NOT based on your credentials and past achievements don't count a thing. They prefer to hire the young and naive, so these companies can control them easily, not like a smart and experienced person like myself. So, most of the time, we would run away from regular full-time jobs. Possibly because I am not a regular person in the first place. But other than that, my reputation as an artiste - people knows my face! So it can be a double-edged sword. Most if not all bosses are those traditional sort, and deem artistes as such and such, so it's not the good morally upright sort impression they have on me. That's it, I'm destined to be a kept harlot for the rest of my life. Anyone?

4) Jealousy
Like it or not, most adult Malaysians still behaves like little children. They're envious of your achievements. Or would praise you in very plastic manner. Then, they would say some incriminating or negative comment behind your back just to make themselves feel better to make up for their own lack of achievements. Or define you in a way that makes them feel better. It happens to me before, so jealousy is a big no-no if you want to become a true artiste. The truth is, there's nothing to be jealous about! I have a student who gets so envious of actors on billboards. Sooner or later, he would find out (in a very hard way for him, I'm sure) that he's jealous about nothing. There's one Russian bitch (in Malaysia, we have a term Mak Gatal, translated in English as Auntie Itchy) I accidentally "bumped" into online who went berserk in attacking me via emails and comments (that's why I don't publish it here) when she knew about me. That week, my blog was hit with the highest number of visitors from that country....you're right - Russia! See how jealousy transcends nations.

For my fans who wants to know about my latest ACHIEVEMENTS:
BMW Film Awards Best Actor
Jury Duty
Europe Photo Exhibit
The Face for Jobstreet
World Cup KFC commercial
Controversial but Most-Watched Episode
The Golden Shorts Fame

5) Temptations Galore
Men and women wants to own you. Like me, I've managed to do some profiling homework of all the people who were interested in me in the past and now, and the facts were astonishing! These facts I'll keep for my own personal pleasure, thank you. I respect the privacy of all my conquests, even the bad ones. When human being wants you, they would tempts you with all sorts of pleasures. So as an artiste, do you give in or give out? This has to do with the type of person that artiste is in the first place. I've seen artiste fallen into drugs and sex, and it has to do with their own desires. That's where my coaching comes in handy with How to Manage Yourself in facing Temptation. Don't give in to silly pressures - it's all just in your head and from your lack of sleep. Nowadays I am much wiser not to be attracted by temptations. I received calls, and most of them I just passed on to my friend to handle. Yes, good physique of a person is important, but it's not everything. Tall good-looking people falls too, so why not give the shorter guys a chance? I am short by the way, so I am talking about myself.

6) Eyes will be judging
All artistes crave attention. But as you matures, you'll find that not all attention is good. Aspiring artistes needs to know when is the right time to get attention, when to let go and what to do with it after that. Besides getting precious attention, it is also wise for the artiste to learn how to let go of their own selfish desire for attention. It has a lot to do with self-control and wisdom. Remember there are bad men too in this world. And they have eyes on you too. You know in Malaysia, little little things people like to blow it out of proportion. Like wearing a totally innocent skimpy yellow shorts. That's an uneducated mentality, and so many of them are like that. So is that the type of market you want to conquer for your fame and fortune? If yes, good, go ahead. If not, it's important to KNOW YOUR MARKET. That's why Personal Coaching is really essential for all artistes, not only the new ones, but the mature ones need it too.

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7) Strangers want to take you home (or to their starship)
To the new, this prospect may seem exciting. But wait until you get into their homes. When I entered a strangers' home, you get to know the person even more. Most of the homes I went into are bungalows and beautiful condos with tight security. I get to see some pretty stuff collected from around the world. Some of the locations of these homes are so isolated, it's like travelling into another state (or galaxy). But as an artiste, you must love to travel. Inculcate the adventuresome spirit in you. Then be patient. Now a word of precaution: once you entered a stranger's home, you may not be able to get out as fast as you want. Some would insist you to stay and read a book. Some would insist you to sit quietly on the sofa, while meals are being prepared. Just pray you don't get any lunatic who went bananas to control everything in the house (even you!), and you'll have to suffer through the night. Yikes! The latest offer I received is to be on a cruise ship. I think that's better than to be in a dark lonely bungalow up on some god-forsaken hills.

8) Pants will be dropping (or some such obscene gesture)
I have encountered people doing some obscene gestures at me at different places. My first was when I was doing a shoot for a Malay drama, and this gaffer (I think - he was carrying equipment in and out of the location) would come touching my crotch area after I've changed into my ward robe! When I am alone sitting, reading my script, he would hovered unknowingly and whispered some obscene words to conjure some imagination into my head when I'm trying to memorise my lines! Mental rape, help. This type of obscene behavior goes beyond just the set location, and at your local mamak restaurant too! I don't know whether it's because I'm famous (not trying to be conceited here or just plain attractive?) , but this Mamak guy at the counter would looked very excitedly like almost out-of-breath whenever I come to the counter to pay. Once, he was so daring as to enact his masturbatory hand gestures right in front of me! After that incident, I would only call upon the other more polite waiter to come to my table so I can pay through him - not directly confronting that obscene dwarf. The first week of the fasting month, I came in again just to observe how he would react when he sees me. And it was hilarious! He walked from his cashier counter to the wash basin (a few times) which was only just a few steps behind him, and splash himself with water and wet his face like he's fainting or somewhat suffering from some sort of deprivation. Good.

And one more thing...
Your pictures shall be taken indiscriminately. This would wrap up your desire for craving attention. For me, like most other normal folks, it feels like invasion of privacy. I used to teach, and some of my students would snap a picture of me without my knowledge when I'm teaching.So what did I do? I carried my own camera and snap a picture back at him, while covering my face.

So there you have it - the 8 pitfalls (plus one more) an artiste would eventually face (and endure) in their careers. This may sound like fun reading, but for me - it still is an everyday challenge. The good thing is I am not always on the media or too exposed, which gives me some form of exclusivity and mystery as an Artiste. Having all these experience are fun, and some downright torture, but I am still glad to be able to write and impart these insights to all my beloved readers here. Again, personal coaching is important for upcoming artistes to cleverly overcome the 8 pitfalls I've just mentioned, and this service is what I provide. Read about my PERSONAL COACHING's TOP TEN success stories here:
1) Coaching You to Success
2) Full Attendance
3) Fashion Students Showcase
4) Bigger Class
5) Taking Students on Roadshows
6) International Students
7) Student on Magazine Cover
8) Student Casting Session for Real Jobs
9) Students Photo Shoot
10) Students Performing for Event

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Tips for Buying Shoes (Sneakers)
Instant Noodles (Mee Goreng) Review
The Perfectionist Shopper
Shopping Tips for Electronic Gadgets
Music Player Review
Taking Care of Your Umbrella
Tips for Buying the Best Diary
The Best Tablet

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Temple Run vs Subway Surfers vs Minion Rush
Angry Birds Space (close to 10,000 hits)
Angry Birds: Red's Mighty Feathers
Skyfall movie review
Pacific Rim and Lone Ranger
In the Mood for Love vs Belle Du Jour

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Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
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La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
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Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Book Review: Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

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I first knew about Steve Jobs when I was in primary school. Back then we have a computer room filled with the Macintosh. I wasn't really a computer whiz kid whatever, but it's a very sought-after subject that time. I was just a kid, and I managed to draw stuff on the computer, and it was touted by my teachers as fantastic. In church, I thought Jobs was a book in the Bible.Then in college, I have to learn to use the Mac for creating magazine covers and advertisements. The last time Steve Jobs was famous to me at least was when he was diagnosed with cancer, before ushering the Iphone 4S. Seriously, I don't even own any Apple products even after his death - generally I don't follow the herds of people rushing to get his last product. But as a man, Steve Jobs strikes me as someone I could relate to. Hence, when his official autobiography was due out, I first got myself a copy.

Walter Isaacson wrote in a very matter-of-fact manner, devoid of any sentimental or flowery language I would usually get from novels. It's really refreshing to read every page without having to endure all the sentimentality for once - and this book is good. You can read it fast or read it slow, it doesn't matter. I can still get all the facts I wanted from a reporter that is the writer, who is objective, informative and unbiased when describing this technopreneur Steve Jobs. Trust me, it's better than watching the movie. This book is detailed to the T. It started with Jobs' parents. A detailed account of how they met as young lovers and out came Steve.

I won't go into his account of life, but I am most appalled by the way Steve Jobs treated people. From the book, we get to know how he's a spoiled child, often being told how special he is. Then he discovered that he was adopted, hence he seek to find himself, not his real parents per se - but to find his selfish self to enlightenment. He got himself into dropping acids and into all the flower movent of the 60s, basically getting himself high. The flow of the book follows chronologically from his childhood up to his death.

What appeals me to the book is the fact that Steve Jobs is an artiste himself, but cloaked in the form of a billionaire who runs the world's most successful company Apple. His artistic sensibilities are one that is perfection. As I read the book, I began to see how he makes other people suffer for perfection. He strives for perfection, and he suffers from chasing after it too. But one thing he actually makes me realise is how often the people all around me are stupid, dumb and utterly bunch of asses. It's quite true his assessment, but if I were him, I won't waste my energy in attacking these type of people. But since he's the boss, therefore, he's free to do as he pleases like a dictator ruling his little country. Another extremity to both sides of his personality.

I suspect a lot of Malaysian companies are reading his book, and thinking themselves as great as Steve Jobs, therefore many would throw their stupid tantrums. Please silly bosses, you are NOT Steve Jobs. You can never be like him. Ever. He lived at this time, born and raised in that certain way no one else can be alike, So please be kinder and use other ways to manage your staff. Don't let poor folks working for you suffer for your silly high standards. Come on, this is Malaysia. We are still a developing country. Our ways are so different from this Steve Jobs. Like one saying "Do not hit where the pud is, but hit it where it has not been before".

What I've learned from this book:
1) Your country of origin determines your future success.
2) The first Mac was a failure. Steve Job's first true successful product was Ipod.
3) Steve Jobs is great at creating hype but hype can only give you this much only.
4) Treating people like shit is not going to sustain your success.
5) Life is short, so create only the best product - that is YOU!

Looking back again, I do find moments in the book that Steve Jobs and I were exactly alike. First off, it's his mind distortion technique. After reading this book, now I realised I actually uses that too whenever I'm with people I work with. If I discovered a film director I really liked and wanted to work with, I used that technique.

The other more glaring point we shared is impatience. But there's a slight difference here, being that Steve Jobs is impatient with his staff. As for me, I am simply impatient with myself! I have things I want to achieve, and time and money is always against us. That's also motivated by the sense that life is short, as do Steve Jobs. But his death was one quite painful and tragic, and really nobody wants to end their lives from cancer. So in many ways, many people felt a connection with this book by Walter Isaacson. His writing is direct, clear, straightforward and fair in much a way a mediator should be. And this is what makes this book such a must-have. And of course, the subject is one of such extreme polarities, corporate back-stabbing and laced with so much story arcs between father figures and abandoned child - truly it's real life. Abandonment is another form of abuse. Very true.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Why Bananas is the Artiste's Choice for King of Fruitdom





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First, let me christened bananas as the king in all of fruitdom. If people ask me what type of fruit to act or represent, it must be bananas! Not the smelly durian. Or the stuck-up apples. I love bananas because it means different things to different people. You can call someone went bananas, which means that person went crazy mad. Or to the vulgar folks, banana means the penis. This banana fruit is truly THE fruit all artistes should embrace.

The Shape
It's easy to hold with one hand. The elongated almost dynamite stick-like shape makes it stand out among the crowd of boring fruits everywhere. Just stick out a banana in a public place, and surely someone would give you a stare. The shape is attention grabbing, which is why I always have a banana for breakfast, lunch or dinner. You can put it in your bag - big or small and it still fits. Put it in your pocket at your pants to connotes your manliness or the jacket to scare people into thinking you have a pistol. The banana shape is here to intimidate, arouse, scare, cajol and a million other tiny emotions would surface without any words spoken necessarily. Especially if you're a serious award recognised Actor like me, the banana's golden shape looks more like an Oscar statuette.

A-peeling
The act of peeling the skin of a banana could emote a hundred reactions from men and women. The act itself is so easy to do, and not strenuous to your finger muscles. I always enjoy peeling off a banana in front of someone I hate or love, once I've already identified that person.

A hundred ways to eat
After peeling off the skins, voila, the full flesh is revealed immediately. Not like the hard and sharp skin of the durian, how troublesome to crack open. With a banana, you can skip all the drama and hurdles and simply eat it with a relaxed mind. If you're an actor like me, find the perfect person you can eat it in front to and give them a performance of a lifetime. For someone you love, bit in big chunks slowly to show how passionate you can be, and leave an exhilarating expectation for afterwards. For someone you despise, quickly bit off the heads of the flesh to show you have no mercy to those who crosses your path or angers you in any way.

Nutrition for the rich and poor alike
An artiste have to constantly keeps his or her body in shape. After some heavy workout, a banana in the purse is always an energy booster. Or if you're too poor to buy food, simply just get a bunch of bananas - it's equally and even more satisfying than a 5-course meal. I always feel better, cheerier and more ready to confront this hypocritical world after I stomach a banana. Besides being such a satisfying fruit like no other, a banana is extremely budget-friendly too if you're a person of limited means.


Short Shelf Life
Once you purchase a bunch of bananas, be sure to finish it, say within 4 days. The banana peels begin to have black spots, a gentle reminder to all of us that life is short for all of us, not just the bananas. So everytime you peel one off, savor each bite like it's your last and enjoy all the tiny sensations the flesh exudes in your watery mouth. Make sure you chew well, until it finally turns into a delicious melted ice-cream mesh, then swallow with one hearty joyous gulp as a welcome addition to your stomach (God knows what crap you put inside, but a banana is surely more nutritious). Once it is gone, take a moment to relive everything you had till that moment and give thanks.

Always a happy boy with a banana
And finally...
Every little bit of the banana has some use if you really put your heart and mind to it. Same with your life. Nothing is wasted, unless you say it so. A banana's life is how you make it in your state of mind. Even the banana's peel can be put into good use if you know what to do. If you love to care for your skin, place the peels over your eyes and the top of your forehead immediately after peeling, for underneath is full of nutrients for the skin. If there's someone you hate, simply wait in a corner for him or her to walk by, then throws the peels right on the walkway for that person to slip upon and fall flat on the face with a bang! Oh, the joys of being bananas....






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BMW Film Awards Best Actor
Jury Duty
Europe Photo Exhibit
The Face for Jobstreet
World Cup KFC commercial
Controversial but Most-Watched Episode
The Golden Shorts Fame

Read about my PERSONAL COACHING's TOP TEN success stories here:
1) Coaching You to Success
2) Full Attendance
3) Fashion Students Showcase
4) Bigger Class
5) Taking Students on Roadshows
6) International Students
7) Student on Magazine Cover
8) Student Casting Session for Real Jobs
9) Students Photo Shoot
10) Students Performing for Event

For more tips on how to be a smarter SHOPPER, click below:
Instant Coffee Review
Tips to Better Touchscreen Care
The Buyer's Psychology
Money-Saving Tips
How to be a Smart Shopper (Grocery Goods)
Tips for Buying Shoes (Sneakers)
Instant Noodles (Mee Goreng) Review
The Perfectionist Shopper
Shopping Tips for Electronic Gadgets
Music Player Review
Taking Care of Your Umbrella
Tips for Buying the Best Diary
The Best Tablet

For GAME apps and FILM review:
Temple Run vs Subway Surfers vs Minion Rush
Angry Birds Space (close to 10,000 hits)
Angry Birds: Red's Mighty Feathers
Skyfall movie review
Pacific Rim and Lone Ranger
In the Mood for Love vs Belle Du Jour

For EVENTS, FASHION & RESTAURANT:
Pre-Hari Raya KLCC Window Display
 Dome Cafe Review
La Fleur Review
Stuff Magazine 9th Anniversary Party
Myanmar Art Review
Smartphones Unveiling Event
Fire-y Dragon Displays
Christmas 2011 Display
PC Fair Review KLCC
Student Art Fair
MaSIF Fashion Review
Spring/Summer Display Review
Fashion Show Review
Fashion Sales Preview Party
Launch Event - Pikom ICT Capsquare


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